FUNCTION: The static action of the tent's lightweight fabric membrane activates reconfiguration solely through location airflow. Strategically placed intake vents increase airflow through static action membranes. Coerced location airflow channels the transformed constructive particle formations by way of rapid particle evacuation chutes and mesh reintroduction portholes.
BENEFITS: Enhance creativity and build immunity to multifaceted chaos and creativity limiting commerce driven negotiations. Protect against (1) energy and imagination draining CIEI including Oxydipostulatoxigen (MicroFictional Categorical Capacity), (2) visual distraction and elemental compromise (now scale), (3) conceptual criticism (functional validity is indisputable) (MacroFunctional Categorical Capacity). Combines the necessary influx of function with the urgency (currency) of Art. Portability encourages widespread installation.
RELATED REFERENCE: Tents commonly found in the service of traveling circuses, special events, extreme sports, refugee camps, military campaigns, relief operations, voyages of discovery, childhood fantasies, family vacations, private spaces, road work, marginal survival, history.
Creatively Inhibitant Embedded Impurity (CIEI): 1. an increasingly common, unorganized, commercially and politically generated gathering of molecules and compounds which are transformable through ONEPIECEPANTS reconfiguration from a common chaotic base state to a stable and structurally functional formation. 2. the cause of Creatively Inhibitant Embedded Impurity Syndrome. Individuals suffering from this syndrome struggle with creative blockages, frustration, inefficiency, and confusion. At advanced stages the affected individual degenerates into a permanently passive state of being.
Oxydipostulatoxigen: the most widespread and aggressive molecular type of Creatively Inhibitant Embedded Impurity and the leading cause of Creatively Inhibitant Embedded Impurtiy Syndrome (OP2).
Creativity Impairment Plume (CRIMP): a large, dangerously dense, chaotic cluster or cloud of Creatively Inhibitant Embedded Impurities.